Thursday, September 4, 2008
Chem>AM
Chem ok lar a lil boringgg....tmr am more dieeee mrs _ _ _ _ _ _ will pick on me TT.TT.
Yay lol saw her todaeee

Now i'll wait for waikit and eueuegene to online n play GunZ ~

Jokes For Today :

Have a good laugh!!

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>
> TEACHER: Maria, go to the map and find North America ..
> MARIA: Here it is.
> TEACHER: Correct. Now class, who discovered America ?
> CLASS: Maria.
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>
> TEACHER: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the
> floor?
>
> JOHN: You told me to do it without using tables.
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> TEACHER: Glenn, how do you spell 'crocodile?'
> GLENN: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L'
> TEACHER: No, that's wrong
> GLENN: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I
> spell it.
> ________________________________ ____________
> TEACHER: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?
> DONALD: H I J K L M N O.
> TEACHER: What are you talking about?
> DONALD: Yesterday you said it's H to O.
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>
> TEACHER: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we
> didn't have ten years ago.
> WINNIE: Me!
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> TEACHER: Glen, why do you always get so dirty?
> GLEN: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than
> you are.
> _______________________________________
>
> TEACHER: Millie, give me a sentence starting with
> 'I.'
> MILLIE: I is..
> TEACHER: No, Millie..... Always say, 'I am.'
> MILLIE: All right..... 'I am the ninth letter
> of the
> alphabet.'
> ______________ ___________________
> TEACHER: George Washington not only chopped down his
> father's cherry
> tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father
> didn't punish him?
> LOUIS: Because George still had the axe in his hand.
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>
> TEACHER: Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before
> eating?
> SIMON: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good
> cook.
> ______________________________
>
> TEACHER: Clyde , your composition on 'My Dog' is
> exactly the same as
> your brother's. Did you copy his?
> CLYDE : No, sir. It's the same dog.
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> TEACHER: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on
> talking when
> people are no longer interested?
> HAROLD: A teacher
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>
> PASS IT AROUND AND MAKE SOMEONE LAUGH!
> LAUGHTER IS THE SOUL'S MEDICINE!!
>

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