Saturday, September 27, 2008
Don Wanna Studiee...
Please stop calling mrzenic a zebra.
When we fast, we get fatter coz we cook ALL day and eat ALL night.
Black guy wearing a white belt = oreo.

Couple getting married soon.
Gal: When we get married, i wanna you to share your burdens, trouble and worries with me.
Guy: But, i dont have any burdens troubles or worries..
Gal: Thats coz we are not married yet.

Long after marriage.
Guy: When i look at you i feel happy.
Gal: Arent i a good wife!
Guy: Actually ur the worst. U make all my other problems look small.

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